Showing posts with label Funny Stuffs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Stuffs. Show all posts

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Happy Easter Puppy Bouquet Flower

Dear Reader,

Happy Easter !

Here's some cute and beautiful Puppy Bouquet Flower to share with you all!



Have a Great Easter Weekend!

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Friday, February 27, 2009

The World Economy is Worsening.... Even Animals are also hit, left by the owner

In 2007 and 2008, much of the industrialized world entered into a deep recession.[2][3] Contributors to this downturn included high oil prices, high food prices, the collapse of a substantial housing bubble which sparked an interrelated credit crisis. Many large and well established investment banks as well as commercial banks in many nations around the world suffered massive losses and even faced bankruptcy. It was argued that huge increases in commodity and asset prices came as a consequence of an extended period of easily available credit and the primary cause of the downturn was exceptionally financial.[4] This crisis has led to increased unemployment, and other signs of contemporaneous economic downturns in major economies of the world.

In December 2008, the NBER declared that the United States had been in recession since December 2007, and several economists expressed their concern that there is no end in sight for the downturn.[5] The recession could be the worst since the Great Depression of the 1930s.[6][7]


Today ...... The World Economy is Worsening!!!! with no signs of improvements, ....Even Animals are also hit, left by the owner

POOR CREATURES.....
TO WHOM WOULD YOU GIVE YOUR MONEY????


So, give thanks each day and count our blessings dear readers :)

Have a great weekend

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Friday, October 31, 2008

Halloween Fun Dog Pics

Happy Halloween 2008 Dear Reader ..... enjoy the Halloween Fun Dog Pics from the internet.

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Monday, August 4, 2008

Good Dog Jokes & Humor



Dear Readers .... Its Monday Blues ...... so have fun, lay back a little and enjoy some Good Dog Jokes & Humor


  • A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says "My dog is cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?" The vet says, "Well, let's have a look at him." So the vet picks the dog up while examining his eyes. Finally he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Just because he is cross-eyed?" "No, because he is really, really heavy."







    • A little girl asks her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
      Mom says, "The dog is in heat, go ask daddy."

      The little girl goes to her father,
      "Dad, can I take Susie for a walk around the block? Mom said the dog is in heat and that I should ask you."
      "Hm." He answers, takes a rag, soaks it with gasoline, and scrubs the dog's butt with it.
      "OK, you can go now but keep Susie on the leash."

      Little girl goes and returns a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
      Dad asks, "Where is Susie?"
      Little girl says, "Susie ran out of gas about halfway down the block. But another dog is pushing her home."







      • As an elderly lady sat on her front porch reflecting on her long life, a Fairy Godmother suddenly appeared and offered to fulfill three wishes for her.

        "Well," said the woman, "I guess I'd like to be rich."
        POOF: The Fairy Godmother turned her rocking chair into solid gold.

        "And I wouldn't mind being a young and beautiful princess."
        POOF: The Fairy Godmother turned the old woman into an exquisite young princess, with a priceless crown of jewels.

        "Your third wish?" asked the Fairy Godmother. "Could you possibly turn my wonderful dog into a handsome prince?"
        POOF: There, in front stood the most handsome young man anyone had ever seen. She stared at him in awe, completely smitten.

        As he came toward her, her knees weakened. He bent down, brushing his lips across her ear as he whispered, "I bet you are sorry you had me neutered."







        Cheers Dear Readers & Have a Great Week Ahead!

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        Tuesday, July 29, 2008

        Pet Strollers




        Pet Stollers .... what is a Pet Stroller ? ...... and do Pets really need a Stoller?? .....

        Strollers have gone to the dogs. Is this really necessary? Shouldn't dogs be walking next to us on a leash? Yes and no. While there will always be people who wouldn't be caught dead pushing their dog in a stroller, there are some compelling reasons and particular situations in which a stroller is a great idea.

        There are:

        • Injuries. Pets get injuries that make a stroller a perfect way of taking your pet out or to the vet without compromising their recovery.

        • Big events. Taking small dogs to big events: parades, festivals, etc. can be overwhelming. Strollers give dogs and people their own personal space. Keeping pets and people safe and happy.

        • Exercise. If you are a runner and you have a small dog a jogging stroller can allow you to include your pet on longer runs. Or if you own one big dog and one small dog, a pet stroller allows you to include both of your pets on your walk or run.

        • Shopping. There are various reasons for including a pet stroller on a shopping excursion. With a stroller there are usually places to put extras like wallets, purses or even small purchases on the stroller. Also your pet is contained and more likely to be tolerated in a store or at a farmers market if the merchants know the pet is contained and not going to make a mess on their floor.

        • Control. If your pet is in a stroller they will not be approaching people who may not like pets and conversely people will not be as likely to pet or handle your dog without your permission.

        • Fun. If you are a dog lover taking your pet out in a pet stroller is just plain fun! So to the naysayers who find the pet stroller ridiculous-get a real problem!

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        Monday, July 21, 2008

        What Happens When Pet Owners Get Too Creative

        What Happens When Pet Owners Get Too Creative ????? .....

        You'll get :

        1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Dog
        2. Jack Sparrow Dog
        3. Fire Man Dog
        4. Camel Dog
        5. Peacock Dog .... etc etc .....


        .... hope you enjoyed those pics ... more creative and colorful pet pictures soon ....

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        Tuesday, March 25, 2008

        Amazing Beautiful Creative (ABC) Gardens









        These are truly work of art ....... the term green fingers ... truly applies .... :)

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        Wednesday, March 5, 2008

        Billy And The "Kid"






        • Fom the Good old Western Wild Wild West, The Great Western Tale of Billy the Kid, ..... now from the Animal Pets Kingdom, we present to you a different twist .... a tale of Friendship & Love ...... Billy and The Kid "Lilly"......
        • Read more here ......
        • A paternal dog has adopted an abandoned baby goat as his surrogate child.
          Billy the boxer has become the constant companion of the 12-day old kid called Lilly. He sleeps with the goat, licks her clean, and protects her from any dangers at Pennywell Farm wildlife centre at Buckfastleigh, near Totnes, Devon.
        ...... Billy and Lilly have formed a close bond......

        • The kid was abandoned by her mother when she was only a few hours old and adopted by paternal Billy when his owner Elizabeth Tozer began hand rearing the goat.
          The unusual bond has developed over the last month and the pair are now inseparable.
          Elizabeth said: "Lilly follows Billy around which is really quite amusing to watch and Billy sleeps with the goat and cleans her mouth after she feeds."
        ....... Billy the boxer protects his little kid.....

        • Lilly was the smallest of a litter of three kids and her mother abandoned her because she could only care for the two stronger ones. The pair have attracted quite a crowd at the animal centre and the staff are keen to see how their relationship will develop.

          Article Source: DailyMail

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        Tuesday, January 22, 2008

        The Best of Year 2007 Headlines

        THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2007:

        Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
        [Imagine that!]

        Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
        [No, really?]

        Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
        [Now that's taking things a bit far!]

        Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
        [Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

        Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
        [What a guy!]

        Miners Refuse to Work after Death
        [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]

        Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
        [See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

        War Dims Hope for Peace
        [I can see where it might have that effect!]

        If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
        [You think?]

        Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
        [Who would have thought!]

        Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
        [They may be on to something!]

        Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
        [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]

        Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
        [he probably IS the battery charge!]

        New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
        [Weren't they fat enough?!]

        Astronaut Takes Blame for Gasin Spacecraft
        [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

        Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
        [Taste like chicken?]

        Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
        [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

        Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
        [Boy, are they tall!]





        And the winner is....Typhoon Rips ThroughCemetery; Hundreds Dead




        Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the sillinessand send this to someone to whom you want to bring a smile (Maybe even a chuckle).We all need a good laugh, keep laughing it will keep you young....

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        Monday, December 31, 2007

        Good Dog Quotes 3

        "Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."-- Unknown

        "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."-- Gene Hill

        "In dog years, I'm dead."-- Unknown

        "To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs."-- Aldous Huxley

        "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."-- Robert Benchley

        "Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives."-- Sue Murphy

        "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."-- August Strindberg

        "No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."-- Fran Lebowitz

        "Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, lamb, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"-- Anne Tyler

        "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."-- Rita Rudner

        "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money."-- Joe Weinstein

        "If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."-- James Thurber
        "You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets."-- Nora Ephron
        "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."-- Ann Landers

        "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."-- Robert A. Heinlein

        "In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."-- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan

        "Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories!"-- Dr. Tom Cat

        "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."-- Ben Williams

        "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem."-- Edward Abbey

        "Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."-- Unknown

        "Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."-- Unknown

        "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."-- Christopher Morley

        "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."-- Josh Billings

        "Man is a dog's idea of what God should be."-- Holbrook Jackson

        "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."-- Andrew A. Rooney

        "He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."-- Unknown

        "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."-- Mark Twain

        "Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane."-- Smiley Blanton

        "I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."-- John Steinbeck

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        Monday, November 19, 2007

        Can Your Dogs Talk?

        ..... Can Dogs Really Talk?

        ..... Is Talking Dog a Scam?

        ..... Have You Heard Your Dogs Talk? ......

        ..... Have a Look ....

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        Saturday, November 17, 2007

        Confusing Chinese Names

        Confusing C hinese N ames

        Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
        Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
        Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
        Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
        Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
        Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
        Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
        Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
        Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
        Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
        Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!


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        Saturday, October 27, 2007

        Peanut (Dachshund) The Spiderman Dog

        Dear Readers, before looking at the pictures below, kindly note that our beloved dog Peanut (Dachshund Cross Breed) is not injured, harmed, forced, scared or abuse in anyway when these pictures were taken.

        Ever since young, Peanut has the natural ability to climb cushion sofas, chairs, tables, and lately, we found out that she is now able to climb "fences" that we build for Casey and Peanut's 'play' area.

        She enjoys climbing, and she was well supervised when these pictures were taken. ....... so enjoy the pictures of Peanut, our Spider man Dog (Dachshund)


        Starting her ascend ....



        Using the wall, as support as well .....

        Almost there, now using her chin to pull herself up .....








        Yes ..... almost there, now I can see you mommy .... says Peanut






        Taking a short breather ......





        Yes ......I can see clearly now, the view across the fence ...








        ...... Freedom, so near, yet so far (high)






        I think, I will stop right there .....






        That's enough for today, Peanut enjoying the view from the Top








        See, her happy face .... she really does enjoy climbing and once she reaches the top, you could just feel and sense the satisfaction from her facial reaction ....








        OK, its time to descend .... slowly, following the same steps, and oh ya ... the wall for support as well :)









        he he ..... slowly, I'm almost touching ground, Houston, the Dachshund is coming home :)




        Hope you like the pictures and kindly note that, Peanut is not hurt in anyway, nor forced to climb...... she does that all the time :)
        p/s Dear Readers, does your dog do that as well???
        Kindly comment






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