How dogs and men are the same

Neither does any dishes.

Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.

Neither tells you what's bothering them.

Both mark their territory.

Both like dominance games.

Both are suspicious of the postman.

Neither understands what you see in cats.

The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.

Both fart shamelessly.

Both take up too much space on the bed.

Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.

Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.

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