Sunday, July 13, 2014

How To Become A Crazy Cat Lady

By Coleen Torres


You have just recently went out of a relationship. It did not work. Despite the efforts that both of you were willing to exert, things just does not seem to work that right for you. So, to mend your broken heart, you have decided to get a pet. It is better than dating, after all- or so a lot of people say.

If you want to take things to the extreme though, you might want to work on being extra devoted to your pet. You can even aim at becoming a crazy cat lady. With the right pointers, achieving such a goal should not be that ah hard for you to do. Here are some really helpful tips for you.

If your life goal is to be in a relationship where break ups are never going to be part of the equation, then this one arrangement that you would be really glad of. Stop dating entirely. Then, go head and start taking care of cats and kittens, you would be all the happier for doing so.

You would never fit the description of being this extreme cat lover unless you have cats. Lots of them. A good number to start would be five. No, it is not recommended that you buy yours, go to shelter. Adopt. Give chance to those unwanted kitties staying there. Welcome strays. Either way, you are making the world a much better place- or at least for these cats.

You have to have a sizable collection of stuff that you can wear with yes, cats. You should have shirts and sweaters and dresses with cats on them. You should never miss out in the customary cars pajamas or the skippers too. Accessories made from cats would be perfect as well.

Never pass on the opportunity to get anything and everything that will have cats plastered on them. You can be seen wearing accessories made from the feline species to. This just goes to show how dedicated you are to your furry house mates.

With at least five felines living with you, expect that the clean up time is going to be a struggle. You should be seen having way a lot of litter boxes at home. In addition, since you would want to keep the place clean and smell-free, expect that scooping poop off of these litter boxes is going to be a ritual. Daily.

You should be relying on the cats to provide you the sounds that you need to get some sleep. No, you do not need a sound machine for that. Sure, a book and a good read can do wonders too. But who needs that when you have these little purr engines to lull you to dream land.

Do expect the cats to take over the bedroom too. They can even make the widest spaces crowded. Also, you would be glad to suffer neck pains and back aches just so you do not have to end up disturbing a sleeping kitten. You will even gladly share a pillow with them too.

To seal the deal, you have to talk about your pets too. A lot. They are your children, after all. So, talk about them every opportunity you can. If posting their pictures in social media is not enough, then have lots of images of them on your walls and desk to let the world see you really love them.




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